" lead poisoning "

 [ "lead poisoning" ]

1: A troll synonym for a gunshot wound.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyrone tried to escape from da po-po, and arrived to the hospital with a severe case of lead poisoning. 

 [ "Lead Poisoned" ]

1: Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

  * e.g.,  ... "My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers" 

 [ "acute lead poisoning" ]

1: A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

  * e.g.,  ... Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head) 

 [ "acute lead poisoning" ]

1: This is slang referring to a gunshot wound.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy Bob suffered from acute lead poisoning after that fight at the state line last week. 

 [ "high speed lead poisoning" ]

1: Slang for being shot.

  * e.g.,  ... Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning! 

 [ "Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning" ]

1: An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

  * e.g.,  ... The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there. 

 [ "Westside Lead Poisoning" ]

1: The Westside can be tough in many cities. A guy from my past there died suddenly. I asked an old buddy what happened? He said “Jerry”was involved with some really bad people. He went on to say that he died from Westside Lead Poisoning . I asked did he live in an old house with lead paint? He replied NO, it was the Lead from the bullet in his heart !

  * e.g.,  ... Jerry was involved with some terrible people. He crossed them up too. It was not long after that he succumbed to Westside Lead Poisoning.